Big Sean & Jhene Aiko’s Sex Life Sparks Questions From "Desus & Mero"

If there’s a funny story trending, expect Desus & Mero to cover it on their Showtime program and share their wild takes. A story like Big Sean making his (potentially?) ex-girlfriend Jhene Aiko climax nine times in a single day is basically begging for ridiculous commentary. On Friday, Jhene released a new single titled “None Your Concern”, which Sean appears on for the final verse to poignantly rap, “I made you cum nine times in one day/Your two lips should come in a vase, you rode my face.” 

On last night’s episode  Desus & Mero, the comedic duo was asked to comment on this tidbit about TWENTY88’s life, which was hilariously referred to as “the Big Sean controversy.” At first it seemed like they hadn’t actually heard the new Jhene song. Desus asked if the question was referred to how Jhene “was subbing” Sean and Mero thought she was shading Sean for having “some weak dick.” Then, once it was clarified what the “controversy” entailed, Desus still felt some more information was required in order to fairly assess the situation. “You gotta break it down,” the late-night host said. “Was it 9 sessions? Cause then that might have been like little 30-second sections that didn’t matter. You gotta do the math. Does she cum easy?”. 

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Desus also digressed for a moment to give a review  the (former?) couple’s 2016 collaborative project, TWENTY88. “They did have a good album together, though. It was like y, but it was like watching a couple next to you at Red Lobster break up and shit… but they doing like a weird thing where they don’t know if they’re gonna break up or just go home and have .” He also joked that his days listening to these artists’ collaborations were behind him. “I’m at my house listening to Big Sean and Jhene Aiko? What am I, like 19? N****, I’m tryna get mortgages.” 

Listen to the discussion around the 2:30-mark in the video below. 

LeBron James Praises Dave Chappelle For Dropping "Gems" At Lakers Practice

LeBron James and the Los Angeles Lakers had a special guest at the practice facility on Monday, as comedian Dave Chappelle stopped by to drop some jokes, knowledge and buckets on the top-ranked Lakers. As seen in the footage embedded below, Chappelle got some shots up with LeBron and worked on his step-back three-pointer with point guard Quinn Cook.

No word on whether or not he served up pancakes for everyone afterward, a la the classic Chappelle’s Show skit (shown at the bottom this post).

In addition to the jokes and jumpers, Chappelle seems to have left an impact on the Lakers player and coaches by simply talking with the guys about life.

“He’s just a funny person,” Kyle Kuzma said, according to the LA Times. “I think he may have tried to be serious but he ended up just kind being funny because that’s who he is. Just telling us what he thought about life and how to be happy.”

“That’s kinda for him to share. I know what things I took from it,” Danny Green said, according to the LA Times. “More so breaking down you can’t be afraid to make mistakes or be yourself, basically. And that’s the point where he’s at in his life, where he’s not really trying to filter anything, and he’s carefree and more honest with himself than anybody. And that’s where it starts.”

LeBron shared a team photo with Chappelle on IG, and praised the comedian for taking the time to stop by the practice facility on Monday.

“THANK YOU so much for taking the time to come see us and give us some your gems about this whole thing called “Life” we live in and what comes with it! You’re the ABSOLUTE GREATEST OF ALL TIME in your field for more than just being able to make people laugh! The world with you in it is simply a better place my friend! 🐐 Dave Chappelle”

Up next for the Lakers (11-2) is a home-and-home with the Oklahoma City Thunder, starting with tonight’s game at Staples Center. Check out Chappelle’s classic Charlie Murphy x Prince skit, as well as some additional photos from yesterday’s Lakers practice, below.

LeBron James Left Hanging By Dwight Howard, NBA Twitter Reacts

Being left hanging is probably one the worst feelings in the entire world. You stick your hand out waiting for some contact and instead, you get a palm-full absolutely nothing. Last week, we reported on how this exact same thing happened to LeBron James while trying to dap up the Los Angeles Lakers assistant coach. Luckily, Jared Dudley was able to swoop in and save the day which as you can imagine, led to a lot memes.

Last night, the Lakers were putting up a dominant performance against the Atlanta Hawks and during a timeout, LeBron put out his hand for Dwight Howard. Unfortunately, LeBron was stymied, once again, and had to perform the embarrassing deed dapping up himself. It’s a sad state affairs for the player they refer to as, “The King.”

In cases like this, the internet can be pretty funny and they immediately began making jokes at LeBron and Dwight’s expense. For instance, James kept getting compared to Josh Hart who was notorious for high-fiving himself after being ignored by his teammates on the floor. 

Regardless, it seems like Dwight and James have a ton chemistry out on the court and this little mishap won’t do anything to erase that. Either way, it’s pretty hilarious and you can’t help but just laugh at it all.

Tisha Campbell & Tichina Arnold Hilariously Answer R&B Trivia Questions

It was back in 1986 when the classic musical Little Shop Horrors first captivated audiences. Throughout the film, there were segments that showed two recognizable faces: Tisha Cambell and Tichina Arnold. The co-stars would become friends who later starred alongside each other in the hit television show Martin, and with decades friendship under their belt, it seems fitting that they take to the stage to host the 2019 South Train Awards just one more time.

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The ceremony is set to take place at the Orleans Arena in Las Vegas live this Sunday, so Tisha and Tichina dressed up in full-on showgirl garb and tackled some heavy questions about R&B. They got the correct answer to the question who hosted the first-ever Soul Train Awards but didn’t quite measure up when it came to guessing who hasn’t been bestowed the same honor.

It was a funny moment when they were asked which singer “dubbed himself the King R&B” because they didn’t hesitate to say Jacquees’s name. Unless you’ve been majorly been keeping up with the Soul Train Awards over the years some these questions can prove to be a tad difficult, but others are right up your alley if you’re a die-hard fan the genre. Check out the video and let us know if you aced the quiz.

Ice Cube Explains Why ‘Last Friday" Hasn’t Been Made During John Witherspoon’s Funeral

Glendale, CA – John Witherspoon’s funeral at Forest Lawn Cemetery in Glendale, California last week drew hundreds of mourners, many of them his famous friends.

Ice Cube, who was Witherspoon’s colorful co-star in the Friday film franchise, delivered a moving speech during the service, explaining why he wanted Witherspoon to be in the original Friday movie.

“The reason I wanted him to play my father is because he reminds me of my real father, but my real father isn’t as funny,” he said. “He reminded me of my real father and I knew if we got John Witherspoon — this is before we decided to get Chris Tucker — the movie would be funny no matter who else we got in it.”

He continued, “When he said yeah, it was one of the happiest moments … we knew we had anchor. We knew we had somebody who was 10 times funnier than us.”

Cube also revealed why Last Friday hasn’t been made.

“I really apologize to my friend for not getting the next Friday movie made,” he said. “It’s not my fault. Some dumbass people in Hollywood at New Line Cinema, if you wanna … you can email Toby Emmerich and Richard Brener if you feel like I feel. Yeah, you punks had two scripts and you didn’t wanna do them.

“That’s the real. We were tryin’ to make that movie for years and we couldn’t get it done. We got the other three and we got our memories.”

Last Friday was expected to be the fourth installment in the franchise. In May, Cube revealed the script was done and Witherspoon had agreed to reprise his role as “Pops.” In the wake of his death, the movie’s fate has yet to be determined.

Watch Cube’s full speech above.

Summer Walker Joined Onstage By Usher & Jhene Aiko At L.A. Show

Summer Walker has made clear that live performances aren’t really her favourite, largely due to her social anxiety. Last week, she shared a message on Instagram that detailed all her frustrations with fame. Among the list things that she has no interest in continuing to do, performing was one them. However, when your debut album turns out to be one the biggest the year, there’s a lot pressure for the show to go on anyway. 

The R&B songstress recently embarked on her aptly (and unfortunately) titled “First And Last Tour.” At a stop at Los Angeles’ The Novo on Friday night (Nov. 9), Summer brought out Jhene Aiko and Usher to perform two the biggest songs f her recently released record, Over It. It was Summer and Aiko’s first time performing “I’ll Kill You” live together and Summer expressed her excitement about it. “The funny thing is, y’all don’t know how long I’ve been listening to her music, so this is just crazy,” the 23-year-old said. The screaming crowd was evidently excited as well. Usher later came out to passionately sing “Come Thru”. “I’m so grateful for the surprises tonight,” Summer said. 

Shrouded behind her hair, Summer also gave a brief message about social anxiety.  “If anybody in here has social anxiety, I just wanna let you know that shit is real, but don’t let it stop the bag,” she said. “Don’t let it stop anything that you wanna do.”

Shawn Wayans Reveals The Lone Comic Who “Disliked” John Witherspoon

Glendale, CA – Hundreds of mourners flooded the Forest Lawn Cemetery in Glendale, California on Tuesday (November 5) to pay their respects to the late John Witherspoon. In a funeral speech peppered with funny anecdotes, comedian/actor Shawn Wayans revealed fellow comedian Paul Mooney was the only person he ever heard talk smack about the Witherspoon.

“I can’t find anybody that has anything bad to say about John Witherspoon,” Wayans said. “Actually, (there’s) only one person I’ve seen talk sideways about John. And it wasn’t in like a bad way. We’re all comedians. So, comedians just be popping noise off – we’re crazy like that.”

He then proceeds to tell the story.

“So we’re at the Laugh Factory and John Witherspoon is on,” he begins. And he’s killing. Me and Paul Mooney is in the back. John’s on stage doing his Mick Jagger impersonation, just destroying the whole place. And Paul Mooney’s back there – he gotta go on next – and he leans over and says, ‘Pancakes homie, pancakes. Everyone loves pancakes.’

“And what he was trying to say is, ‘Spoon is hilarious but he don’t got no edge. Now I disagree. But the one thing I’ll agree with is that everyone does love pancakes. Look at everybody here to see this man off.”

Wayans also revealed how NBC didn’t want to hire Witherspoon for The Wayans Bros. show – which helped launch the Wayans‘ careers and spawned Witherspoon’s iconic character ‘Pops’ – but that they “hired him anyway.”

He added, “We didn’t care; we was like, ‘That’s our pops. That’s it. Take it or leave it.’ So, uh, the show didn’t get picked up on NBC. But they dangled that carrot in front of us.

“They wanted us to hire a different dad. Actually, they wanted us to hire Danny Glover. But we couldn’t see him on there telling me and Marlon, ‘get in here; I’m getting too old for this mess.’”

Although NBC missed out, Wayans describes how Warner Bros. fortunately needed a headline show to help launch their new network at the time.

Witherspoon died at his Sherman Oaks, California home on October 29. He was 77.

Watch Wayans’ full speech above.

James Harden Hilariously Forgets KD Isn’t On The Warriors Anymore: Watch

James Harden has been having quite a bit fun out there this season despite his poor shooting from the floor. With all the free throws he gets, he’s able to run up his point totals and it typically gets the Rockets into position to win games. On Wednesday night, the Rockets took on the Golden State Warriors who are without the vast majority their stars. Harden had a huge game as he posted 36 points and 13 assists in the team’s 129-112 victory. The Rockets were expected to win but after a bit a slow start, the win couldn’t have come at a better time. 

After the game, Harden was asked about the Warriors and their depleted roster. In the midst answering, Harden says “Hopefully Klay, KD & Steph get back soon.” If you’re familiar with anything that has to do with the NBA, then you would know that Kevin Durant is no longer on the Warriors and is now a member the Brooklyn Nets.

Perhaps Harden was trying to troll the Warriors here but considering how serious his tone was, it seems like he just forgot about free agency for a second. At the end the day, you have a lot on your mind after an NBA game so maybe he just had a bit a brain fart.

Either way, Harden’s hiccup here was pretty funny especially if you’re a Warriors fan trying to forget your ex, KD.

Snoop Dogg Finds Offset’s "Little Brother" Working At Pizza Joint

Is there anybody more consistently funny than Snoop Dogg on Instagram? Uncle Snoop has mastered the art the meme, sharing several his favorites on a daily basis and inciting laughter among his massive fanbase. Perhaps 50 Cent would be some people’s pick for the top rapper on social media but we consider them both essential to the culture. While Fif will troll the living hell out his enemies online, Snoop uses Instagram to get everyone slapping at their knees. Today was no different when he came through with a photo Offset‘s “little brother” working at a pizza shop.

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Somebody needs to tell the Migos that they may have left their long lost family member at Little Ceasar’s because, oh boy, this man looks a whole lot like Offset. He’s even dressed the part… Uploading a picture a man behind the counter at the pizza joint, Snoop Dogg made sure everybody took notice the similarities, even giving homeboy his very own rap name. “Damn, Offset little brother Reset working at Little Ceasars,” wrote the West Coast legend with a bunch laughing emojis. 

The dude is rocking a shower iced out chains, completing the ensemble with round glasses and a flashy belt. Do you think this guy looks like Offset or is Snoop reaching?

Patti LaBelle Claims A "Younger Singer" Dissed Her To Her Face But Won’t Name Names

Who in the world would have the gall to diss Patti LaBelle to her face? The music icon is one the most celebrated voices in the industry, but while many other artists see her as a motherly or aunt-like figure, Ms. Patti revealed that there are a chosen few who have shown her disrespect. She’s known as one the nicest women in the business, regardless her diva status, but in a recent interview with The Breakfast Club, the legendary vocalist shared stories celebrities who have snubbed her.

Patti LaBelle Claims A "Younger Singer" Dissed Her To Her Face But Won't Name Names
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Charlamagne Tha God thought Patti was talking about someone from earlier on in her career who talked about her behind her back. “To my face,” she said with a snicker. “Even today. In my face, diss.” Patti explained that just two weeks ago she tried giving a singer a hug to show her love but instead a warm response the woman rejected her, backed away from Patti, and gave her a twisted face disgust.

Patti wouldn’t name names, but she shared that particular incident involved a younger singer. Later she added, “Two years ago, one the biggest girls dissed me big time. I said hi walking in the hallway, we were doing a BET special. That heffa looked at me and walked away.” The radio hosts tried guessing who it could be—Beyoncé, Rihanna, Ashanti, Alicia Keys, Nicki Minaj, Lizzo—but Patti said it was none them. “The only hints that Patti would give is that the woman is a younger “huge” artist who is a “rapper, singer, dancer, chef.” We have a few ideas, but let us know if you’ve cracked the code on who is out here dissing Patti LaBelle. Check out her funny clip with The Breakfast Club below.

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Dwight Howard Kills It While Dressing As Rasputia From "Norbit" For Halloween

Dwight Howard isn’t afraid to make himself look a certain way and now that Halloween is here, he has been killing it. The other day, Howard dressed as Thanos and today, he decided to dress up as a woman. Now, there have been some rumors Howard’s extra-curricular activities in the past so, course, the reaction to the photo was pretty extreme. Regardless, Howard decided to see fit this year to dress up as Rasputia from the Norbit movie.

If you don’t know who Rasputia is, she is a rather large woman and Howard donned a bodysuit to play the part. He also put some prosthetics onto his face to make himself look the part even more. As far as costumes go, it’s pretty damn funny and Howard seems to be loving what he put together here.

There have been plenty other athletes dressing up for Halloween this year and the costumes have been pretty fun so far. Howard’s Rasputia get up is just yet another marker his unique personality and how he’s not afraid to get laughed at by his peers. He seems to be having fun and you should too.

We can’t wait to see what he decides to pull f next year.

Dreezy Threatens To Air Out Jacquees On Twitter

Jacquees and Dreezy‘s relationship has been hard to keep up with. In September, she declared with a simple tweet that she was “single.” Then, just a couple weeks later, Dreezy was surprised by a room covered in rose petals, courtesy the self-proclaimed King R&B. Now, she’s threatening to air him out on Twitter.

Dreezy’s threat was not unprompted though. She was directly replying to a subtweet from Jacquees that read, “You can’t make me feel bad for decisions you made.” Jacquees’ the last person to expect to keep private matters private, so if he’s going to play that game, Dreezy’s going to come prepared with shade her own. She answered her former boo with the scathing message, “When I air yo shit out on this app don’t say shit.”

This is a sharp turn-around from just a few months ago, when Dreezy was swooning over Jacquees. “He’s more than what y’all see on the internet,” Dreezy once told Rap-Up. “I know y’all see the funny videos and the memes and the remixes and everybody think like, ‘Oh Jacquees…’ Every celebrity that you see on these blogs is a real person in real life. I used to be looking at him the same way, like, ‘Oh, there’s Jacquees.’”

Viral Football Player Decoldest Crawford Commits To LSU, Twitter Erupts

There have been some pretty cool names in the world football over the last few years but nothing can top Decoldest Crawford, a teenager currently playing high school football. Decoldest went viral a while back for his unique name and his skills at the wide receiver position were good enough to get him recruited by the LSU Tigers. When the news broke yesterday, social media had a field day as the conversation quickly became about Crawford’s name and how he essentially had no choice but to be good at football.

One the more peculiar narratives running rampant on Twitter yesterday was the idea that his middle name is “ToEvaDoIt.” While this would have fit perfectly and would have been kind funny, his middle name is actually Juan. It sucks to be the bearer bad news like that but alas.

Thankfully, much the reaction on social media was respectful and it seems as though fans are really excited to see what Decoldest can bring to the table. If he is able to live up to the expectations set forward by his name, then he will certainly have a chance at making it to the NFL someday.

Check out some the reactions to the news, below.

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Livestream Megan Thee Stallion’s Performance For NPR’s Tiny Desk Festival

If you think about one person who took over this year, you gotta say Megan Thee Stallion. She made herself a household name this year, especially after #HotGirlSummer took f. Truly, everyone was a Hottie this summer and we can thank Megan for that. Fans have been eagerly awaiting for her to release her debut album which she’s previously stated is on the way, although a release date hasn’t been announced yet. 

Tonight, the Hot Girl herself is gracing NPR’s Tiny Desk for the opening night their inaugural Tiny Desk Festival. This is huge as the festival marks the first time that NPR’s Tiny Desk has ever opened it up for the public to view. From October 28th to 31st, they’ll be hosting four different shows with surprise guests each night. To kick things f, Megan Thee Stallion will be gracing the stage which you could watch below. Although her performance, or any other performers, was unannounced, tickets for NPR’s Tiny Desk festival reportedly sold out within five minutes. If you didn’t get a chance to get tickets, each performance will be live-streamed on YouTube.

Perhaps we can expect a few guest appearances tonight with Megan. She’s been dishing out some serious guest verses over the past few months alongside Juicy J, Gucci Mane, Moneybagg Yo and many more.

Joel Kinnaman Discusses "Suicide Squad" Sequel & Joaquin Phoenix’s "Joker"

We’re inching closer and closer to the release James Gunn’s upcoming Suicide Squad sequel, but we still know very little about the movie. Actor Joel Kinnaman, who will reprise his role as Rick Flag, recently unveiled some tidbits information about the film: apparently, it feels like much more like a comedy.

“He’s an incredible guy,” he said Gunn in a new conversation with Variety. “He’s written a fantastic script. It’s so funny… I feel like I’m shooting my first comedy. There are a lot really funny people there. It’s like a learning experience. I’m around a lot incredibly funny people.”

While Kinnaman didn’t comment on Jared Leto’s apparent absence from the sequel, he did provide his thoughts on Joaquin Phoenix’s performance in Joker. “Joaquin Phoenix] just crushed it. Wow. He is incredible. He’s such an actor,” Kinnaman said. “It’s surprising to see that kind a performance in something that has a DC wrapper on it, because that’s a real art film. And I have a sister who’s schizophrenic, and I’ve drawn on some her behavioral things in things that I’ve done earlier, and, yeah, I was really struck by how accurate his performance was].” 

You can expect the Suicide Squad sequel to release sometime in 2021.