Kanye West Wears "Baby Pool Shoes" To 2 Chainz' Wedding: Twitter Reacts

From the neckline down, Kanye West was acquitting himself quite well. His wife Kim wore a stunning neon Versace gown not too far removed from the pale shade green he chose for his suit. The only problem with his outfit wasn’t that Kim had him upstaged but that he chose to wear Yeezy slides to a formal event, that being 2 Chainz’ nuptial. 

Incidentally, the Internet had a field day with his questionable choice footwear, many referring to the slides as bonafide “Baby Pool Shoes.” To make matters worse, Kanye broke the cursed “socks with sandles” rule, and you could argue that his suit needed a good steam and press before leaving the house. Here are some the Internet’s best reactions to his fashion faux-pas.

This Twitter agent compared Kanye’s look to a “jamaican asylum refugee” whatever that means? I gather the rich people problems hashtag is being used here to generate attention residually gained from the buzz surrounding the Rich Crazy Asians blockbuster.

Bunched together with Weezy’s “homeless” dreadlocks, this user couldn’t help but visualize two homeless waiting in line at the soup kitchen.

This user said what was clearly on our minds. Those slides look a lot like the house shoes you get in Manhattan that are virtually always on sale. Yep, they are first choice when it comes to: taking out the recycling, watering the plants, checking the mailbox, and in extreme situations, walking to the Bodega in your bathrobe.

Man right here says if you show up rocking slides at his reception, he might turned into Uncle Phil and 86 your a**. 

“First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the…”

You knew someone would bring the slavery hiccup into the equation. Otherwise I was surprised by the number social affection praising his fashion sense, some going as far as to describe his slides-suit combination as “effortlessly immaculate.” Hmmmmm ok.

Chargers' Rookie Derwin James Confirms He Was Robbed At Gunpoint

Last month a report surfaced that Los Angeles Chargers’ first rounder Derwin James was targeted in a robbery while leaving a restaurant in Hollywood. The report surfaced well over a month after the incident took place during the rookie’s first fseason with a boatload cash. It appears Derwin’s decision to flaunt his bonus-laden contract made him vulnerable to wizened criminals. The Chargers’ rookie was accosted on his way to his Rolls-Royce while sporting a Rolex.

Derwin has since confirmed the report as true. “I wouldn’t wish that upon anybody,” James said about the incident. “It happened. It was just one those things that you never expect to happen to you, but it happened, and I’m just happy to be out here playing football.”

The Chargers’ rookie signed signed a four-year, $12.4 million deal which includes a $7.1 million signing bonus which can be divided into divisible parts over the span his contract. Though the team is refraining from expression condemnation over the incident, I wouldn’t be surprised to hear Derwin receiving a tongue-lashing from vets in the locker room. Sometimes it’s best to learn the lay the land before you show up smelling roses. By donning a fuzzy pimp look right from the onset, Derwin James signed his own bounty.